PUNKOPHONY
Words: Spivey
Music: Spivey Pontiac Sprocket Maldonado Lee

Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!
I want you to testify!
Bow down before that altar
of the holy rock and roll!

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
you little punk rock fucks
get it get it kitty kitty
that's my pot kitty

c'mon c'mon c'mon
do i not rock
oh i think not

i'm from oregon and i sing like an englishman
and i'm so punk rock i'm more punk than thou
and my mom's an investment banker, oh yes that is true
and i'm so much more punk, more punk than you

oh oh oh and if you're from olympia
you can sing like an opera star
yes its true in olympia
there are many opera stars

go go go go go go go go
i'm sorry that wasn't feminine at all
that's my problem I never feel
springtime fresh I work at it too

but i'm the girl, there's a label
one more time, i have personal issues
and i dont care who knows it
ha ha ha ha ha

and he works it everyday in his parent's garage
and he's going to get that accent down
in his parent's garage and he's got a guitar
and he's got that marshall stack

and he even gets his hair done on melrose
boy you better all stand back
go go go i'm going to be a punk rocker y'know
you should see my haircut now

and my girl over here is perfectly wonderful
and she's got the right kind of clothes
oh go go he's going to be a punk rocker
go go go go baby's going to be
a big fat punk rocker, oh my god!