COMMERCIAL
Words: Spivey
Music: Spivey Pontiac Maldonado Sprocket Lee

It's like this incredible fucking void
that's inside my brain it's like the split
between the two sides of the brain
and so there's like this empty vacant space

and that's what I'm using to think with
every television commercial every radio plug
every sports announcement right there
this is the only thing I can think of

it's driving me insane
I can sing pet food commericals
I can tell you what kind of logo is on a can
you know why your whites aren't white?

I do. I know. These things I know
I can talk about these things
these things I can talk about because
they mean nothing to me as a person

and they mean nothing to anyone else
and that's what makes them good
that's what makes them real
and that's what makes them valid

and special and it'll make your teeth whiter
and your breath better and you'll have sex
every fucking hour, that's right
only if you use winged maxi deoderant condom pads

with pockets to absorb everything
your mind and your soul.
Brawny wants to be your lover
he really does and he's sincere about this.

Should you serve parsley? Because people
don't really eat it. Have you noticed
the square tiles they use they have in the ceiling
and they use floresecent light

and the holes in the ceiling and the lines
in the floor create a hole in your brain
and a line and a split and a vacuum
and it's good it's very very good